A little update for everyone watching me (and by everyone, I mean the three people who care). So, Wednesday I started my period during French II, and had some super-painful cramp tiem. I got my friend Ashley to text my mom and tell her to pick me up. And she did, she lied and said I had a doctor appointment (since my school sucks so much ass that it won't let you bring any Advil for menstrual cramps because you might use it for drugs! AH!). And I got to stay home, and I said it was good.

But today was swine flu vaccine day, and I got a shot. Ouch! Actually, more like, "Oh, that was it? Oh, great. I went through all that worrying for nothing?" And then I felt stupid, and it was not very good.

But at least a majority of my peers didn't even get the vaccine because there's this bullshit going around that the swine flu vaccine causes cancer and side effects and a whole number of awful, awful things. Of course, wherever they heard this information *cough*Fox News*cough*, they forgot to mention that these side effects are so miniscule and unlikely it's pretty much pointless worrying about it. But since the kids at my school are such dumb-ass spoon-fed retards they believe every fucking thing that they're told by their parents.

So, when I got the shot, I was all like, "In your face, assholes! When you're sick and maybe even dying from the swine flu, I'll be a happy and healthy little bitch!" And I wore this sticker they gave me that said, I my health department! Thank you for protecting me!, just to rub it in their faces a little more.

And then the 2012 bullshit! Tiffanie won't shut the fuck up about it! She keeps saying soon the world is going to end, and I keep telling her it won't. And then she says that the Mayan Calendar predicts the end of the world. I reply to this by sarcastically saying, "Oh, yeah, they could predict every other civilization's end, but not theirs!" But then she says that the Mayans didn't believe it when they predicted their own demise. Okay, first of all, how the fuck does she even know that? And, secondly, if they figured out everyone else's deaths why would they listen to the other one?! It's...just...AH! D:<

And now it's MEME TIME!

RULES
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you. Tag 3 people.

(AND YES I AM SPELL-CHECKING AND GRAMMATICALLY-CORRECTING THE DEFINITIONS! IT'S THE GRAMMAR NAZI THING TO DO!)

1.) Your name?
A: Michelle.

D: Hebrew meaning "like God"..."Michelle"s are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/wavy/thick, another thing is that almost all "Michelle"s have similar noses.

Guy #1: "Man, that girl was hott and good in bed."
Guy #2: "Must've been named Michelle."
Guy #1: "How'd you know?"
Guy #2: "..."

(Well, I guess I am pretty God-like, I mean, I am awesome, after all.)

2.) Your age?
A: 16.

D: Legal age for fucking in the UK.

16-year-old girl: Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy!

()

3.) One of your friends?
A: Bitch, please. Um, Samara.

D: The girl from "The Ring" who comes out of a TV and kills you after seven days since you watched the evil tape, she is one crazy ho.

(Lol, sorry, Samara. )

4.) What should you be doing?
A: Homework.

D: Homework - (n.) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, Satan, crap...)

My Satan teacher gave me crap!

(XDXD)

5.) Favorite color?
A: Green.

D: The best color in the world.

Hey get the bag of green and load this bong.

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6.) Birthplace?
A: Akron, OH.

D: Superior to its larger northern neighbor, Cleveland, in many ways. Best city in Ohio besides Columbus for economic growth, real estate, and entertainment.

(Lol, I doubt that. )

7.) Month of birth?
A: October.

D: The birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. And it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it.

My birth month is in October.

(Wow, a birthstone. Thanks for the "useful" information.)

8.) Last person you talked to?
A: Your face.

D: The ultimate comeback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you...also something you can say if you don't know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your FACE is fat!
Person 1: You're ugly!
Person 2: Your FACE is ugly!
Person 1: Well...YOU'RE STUPID!
Person 2: YOUR FACE IS STUPID!
Person 1: *runs away crying*

(Lol, so true, so true. I love it.)

9.) One of your nicknames?
A: Mich (pronounced "MEE-SH").

D: Doesn't have one.

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